52 Days in Mexico

My real life is only 52 days a year starting tomorrow.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Preferential Seating

I hope someone gives me their seat if I ever sprout a prickly pear cactus from my knee


The meaning of this bus sign is clear to anyone regardless of what language they speak or their cultural background.

Preferential Seating is reserved for people from four specific categories:

  1. People with a prickly pear cactus growing out of their knee.
  2. People who are traveling with a watermelon in their lap.
  3. People who are bending over to lick a candy cane.
  4. People wearing ski boots while straddling a giant golf tee.

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